The ^ < V Game

^ I don't know, but I'll find out when I have a) nipple piercings and b) a baby. It's kinna like asking, if someone gets their nose pierced, when they sneeze, does it come out the side? *cough* ASK TESSIE *cough*
< Santa only comes once a year because he's only got one sack (;< haha.
V What should I have put as a proper question in here?

^ I don't know....something witty.
< Is sticking by my answer to the Santa question
v At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his arse?

^ They didn't, they just pretend they do (:
< Thinks Shell should totally agree with my shit joke and should totally have thought of a question for me to put in
V Do you know your enemy?

^ I am my own worst enemy. duh.
< Thinks i have enough trouble thinking of my own questions to worry about anybody elses
v Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

^ Cause he smells like shit, that's why. Bees don't like shit, do they?
< Lol-ing at Shell
V Why is MTV called MTV if it doesn't play music?

^ Because it used to, you're just too young to remember it. xD
< Is having fun.
v How does Freddy Kruger wipe his arse?

^ Who's he?
< Is waging war on Shell over MSN (< and shut up, I didn't choose when I was born xD
V Hmm. Why does the rainbow song say it goes red and yellow and pink and green and orange and purple and blue when everybody knows that rainbows go pink and red and orange and yellow and green and blue and purple?

^ Because people are stupid.
< Feels old.
v Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

^ It's the same theory as if your batteries in your remote are halfdead, you press the controls even harder in an attempt to get them to work.
< Wonders if she should go get ready for going out...
V What should I wear going out tonight? It's not formal but I don't wanna be like a hobo (:

^ wear one of your new t shirts
< should put some music on
v When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

^ I don't know...it's never happened...could be soft rock (:
< Maybe I will
V Hmmm. Why is a question mark shaped funny?

^ Because I bent it.
< is running out of smart arse things to put as questions
v If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

^ I highly doubt it
< Is on the phone and is going to try to find a raisin
V Why did Shell bend the question mark?

^ Because it looked too much like an exclamation mark
< Is laughing her arse off at Drunk Billie singing Good Riddence
v In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

^ I don't know Chinese (:
< will listen to drunk Good Riddance when she's off the phone
V Why are some words funny? (:

^ because we have weird senses of humour
< is laughing at the adverts for Chinese takeaways that the googlebot but in our posts
v What cd is in your cd-player right now?

^ Life Won't Wait, Rancid
< Has to go to her bass lesson
V Why am I so dirty-minded?

^ It's all that slash you read, it's warped your fragile little mind.
< Is so pissed off >_<
v What is the best joke you have ever heard?

^oh god i dont know ._.
<Im going to stalk Stephen Lynch today ;D
vDo you envy me right now ? ;D

^ oooooh yesh
< is addicted to the farm game on facebook
v Britney or Christina?

^ um. Neither. Although if I had to, like really really had to, Christina.
< needs a shower xD
V Dirnt: blond or brunette?

^ wow...that's hard...I'm not fussed, he's hot either way, but at a push I'd say brunette
< Now thinks she should have said blonde
v Favourite non-Green Day album?

^ Possibly Life Won't Wait (Rancid), Money Money 20/20 (The Network), So Long, Astoria (The Ataris) orrrr. I don't know (:
< Is glad Shell came back to MSN
V Beej: blond or black?

^ Black (runs hand through own black tresses)
< Wonders if Lucky's next question will be about Tré
v Glass half empty or glass half full?

^ Pour someone else's glass into yours and make it full (:
< Um. Is gonna go on MSN.
V Why did it have to rain on the day I was meant to be taking my neighbour's two-year-old granddaughter to the playpark? ): AND NO SAYING IT'S CAUSE IT'S SCOTLAND *cough* SHELL *cough*